Mr. Vanish

Mr Vanish is the ambassador for Vanish washing detergent. He'd travel from city to city making famous monuments disappear in true David Copperfield fashion. Each city performance is documented and watchable live or downloaded after. Mr. Vanish magic tutorials available on Youtube or as Mobisodes.

Uh... I messed up quite bad this time.

Interflora should have a rating system whereby they arrange the flowers under a series of icons. Each one corresponding to a message. A giant bunch of lillies, roses, eucalyptus, the lot would be for when you really mess up and miss an anniversary or her comment on her muffin top.

Smaller ones might include being late or just to say 'Happy Friday'. Either way it'll help men know what to pick when trying to say something. How badly did you screw up, or how much do you want this girl...

Jamie at Home. Literally

How's about recipes on iTunes. Don't know about you, but our mums have their laptop in the kitchen playing music when they cook. So we propose some Jamie Oliver and Delia Smith recipes. They could come with a playlist as backing music and constant commentary from your favourite chef. "Ah it's pukka this one... just chuck in the wosemary. Doesn't matter how much..."